A THOUSAND EROTIC JOKES..........
#1 September 28, 6:10 pm
A THOUSAND EROTIC JOKES..........

DEAR MEMBERS,

                       AS THERE IS NO FORUM /TOPIC ON THIS SITE WHERE WE CAN POST OUR EROTIC JOKES. SO I HAVE CREATED THIS TOPIC AND IT IS FOR YOU ALL TO POST YOUR EROTIC JOKES. MUST READ AND ALSO ADD YOURS......

                

#2 September 28, 6:13 pm
FIRST JOKE.....

Many people believe lesbian sex can not get you pregnant. This is not true, in 2010 Paris Hilton managed to get 3 of her best friends pregnant in a lesbian encounter. It was a mystery at first, but it was soon discovered that Paris had sucked so much cock in the past month before the event, that she had .45 liters of semen stuck between her teeth, and the sperm then found it's way into her 3 female lesbian friends via oral sex. So lesbians of the world, be warned, if you sleep with a bisexual, use floss!

 Ha Ha Ha..............

 


#3 September 28, 6:21 pm
JOKE TWO........



A man walked into a darkened bar,
where he was having difficulty seeing. After standing drinking at the bar for some
time, he turned to a female figure next to him and said, "Do you want to
hear a really funny blond joke?" 



The woman replied: "I am a
blond - I am also a black belt in Karate. I am here with my two friends. The
first is also a blond, and a champion body-builder. The second is a blond as
well, and is out on parole after having been imprisoned for brutally beating
her ex-boyfriend. Now, do you seriously want to be telling us that joke
now?" 



"No," said the man,
"Not if I have to explain the joke three times!"


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