I like being naked outdoors.
I am going to tell you my adventures.
A lot of people in my area do their jogging around 6 pm
in a forest nearby.
I found a spot in the forest where I can undress and lie down
without being seen from far away.
The joggers see me at the last moment.
Yesterday, a mature woman stopped and looked at me, actually she looked at my pussy.
do you want me to go on?
Many people believe lesbian sex can not get you pregnant. This is not true, in 2010 Paris Hilton managed to get 3 of her best friends pregnant in a lesbian encounter. It was a mystery at first, but it was soon discovered that Paris had sucked so much cock in the past month before the event, that she had .45 liters of semen stuck between her teeth, and the sperm then found it's way into her 3 female lesbian friends via oral sex. So lesbians of the world, be warned, if you sleep with a bisexual, use floss.
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